If I Were a Hot Spot, Cancun Would Be My Girlfriend

El Riu Caribe Cancun - Our Resort

We got back from our neighbor Mexico a little redder than we left, but we all got back. For a little bit I thought it was going to be only 5 returning instead of 6, but we ended up talking Matt into coming home with us, which just goes to show that girls are the devil. Either that or that guys (or should I say humans) get pretty retarded and irrational after 6 shots of tequila and 2 rum and cokes. And all this after we had checked out of our rooms and were waiting for our bus ride to the airport.

Not that I could blame anyone for that though. In fact, I think it would have been really funny if we had let him do what he wanted, which was to stay with this girl he had met (and drank with) by the pool. It may have ended up being the funniest thing that I would have ever been a part of. I'm sure the bus ride back to America wouldn't have been too gross and sweaty....but then again....I would have hoped that it was.

But there are a lot of stories that went along with this trip. I guess a trip to Cancun, at a nice resort with an all you can eat and drink agenda, includes stories in it's all inclusive package. My stories are kind of boring though. Unless you consider the fact that I lead a group of about 12 people (all of whom shared the same resort as us) to the wrong bus which took everyone 20 minutes the wrong direction. It prompted a nickname for me by these people (B.B.), which stood for bus boy. With my lost sense of direction I also lost my credibility for the whole trip. I could have told someone that a cheeseburger had cheese on it or that if you feed a shark with your hand it will chomp your arm off and nobody would have believed me. But come to think about it, maybe that wasn't so bad.

I'm sure in the next few days I'll have a more detailed and interesting blog about the whole trip, but I'm heading to Austin tomorrow and I need some well deserved sleep. I forgot what it was like to sleep for longer than 5 hours, but somehow, someway, Cancun will do that to you.